What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace