Netflix Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Peadophile Jokes More Peadophile Jokes

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.