How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice