What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"