What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Mace...

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A whale-barrow!

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.