What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!