Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

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What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.