Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!