Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.