Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What are 3 two letter words that say small?

A: Is it in.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.