Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.