Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.