Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.