Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit