What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.