What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!