What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...