What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !