Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!