Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels