If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.
Neither of them got to sea!
Nothing, it simply waved.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
A bagel
Because then they would be called Bagels!
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Cuz then they'd be baygulls.