Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.