Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.