What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.