Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.