Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.