Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.
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With a pair of Caesars...
Because it reminds them of home.
Atilla the Hungry.
Oh, Plebes.
Rome.
Pope.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
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Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry
Because it was a government job.
x always equals 10
Using a pair of Caesars.
My zipper.
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
A Crush
In the can-can can can.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
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A. In the pages of a romance novel.
The split is gonna be explosive
High finance.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
