Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.