Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.