Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!