Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.