Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.