Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!