Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.