Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*