Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*