What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.