What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings