What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.