Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!