Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.