Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.