Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Because it's a chicken.
He was choking the chicken.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Very big worm holes in your garden !
They all die when they turn aidy.
Seconds? They barely get firsts!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
