What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.