What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.