What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.