What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Previous Random Joke Next

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !