What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!