What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!