Trick Question Jokes

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

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A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Cookout Jokes More Cookout Jokes

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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