Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...