Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Neurologist Jokes More Neurologist Jokes

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor