Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Neurologist Jokes More Neurologist Jokes

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.