What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.