What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.