Welp, seal ate her.
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
His Hedge Fund.
He will B flat
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
On a beach near Boston.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
Because clubbing isn't any fun.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
