What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !