What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.