How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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They came in like a wrecking ball.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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