What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.