What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks