Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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You've had whey too much!

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A Rastapartying

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Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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A Mars Bar

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !