Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.