Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

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What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar