Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.