Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.