Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.