Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.