Mars Bar Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Coffee Mug

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar