What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !