What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

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I can still turn your mom on.

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What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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