500 Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!