If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
Nothing.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
She'll tell you
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
Public hair Ill show myself out..
There are so much seamen there.
The Indy 500.
A 500 bill.
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.