Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Because they cant tell jose from hose B

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Well, there is a vast difference.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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A Pastatute

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.