What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error