Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
So they can get a long little doggie.
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Dumb ones!
Somebody threw the towel in.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.