Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Weiner Dog Jokes More Weiner Dog Jokes

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Long Little Doggy Jokes More Long Little Doggy Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.