Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy