What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!