What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.