Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola