How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.