How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.