How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.