What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.