What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.