What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR