Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Previous Random Joke Next

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

Explosive Diarrhea Jokes More Explosive Diarrhea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"