Explosive Diarrhea Jokes

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

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