What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.